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In the News - 23 Nov: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Ink and Stain

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Vacuum cleaner

Most admires:

Martha Stewart

Appearance:

Beautiful

People talk about their ..:

Body Odour, Tattoo

Dream job(s):

Janitor, Housewife

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite body part(s):

Teeth, Hair

Favorite food(s):

Anything with salt

Likes to wear:

Diapers, Vinyl

Favorite movie(s):

Jaws, Grease

Favorite drink(s):

Coke

Worst habit(s):

Farting in public

Favorite quote(s):

"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Stains and ink can be sealed with primer sealer.

Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Ink stains on endpapers.
The ink stains on this page are symbols.

Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Heavy ink stains on rear blanks.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

For removing ink stains on shirt or jeans pockets just soak in milk overnight and wash as normal the next day!
Damages like ink stains or oil stains should be handled by a professional leather care service.
Early ink stains in left margin, staining in border outside of plate line.

Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Marginal ink stains to first few leaves, title and last plate with marginal fraying.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Stains like ink or food and drink will be harder to remove, but if caught quickly they can be safely removed by using our product.
These ink stains indicate that you have found a good squid fishing spot!

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