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Topic: Inmates

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Al Capone, Anne Frank

Favorite possession(s):

Gas oven, Mistress

Personality:

Insane

Bad point(s):

Criminal

Dream job(s):

Prison Guard, Drug dealer, Police Officer

Favorite TV show(s):

America's Most Wanted

Favorite book(s):

"The Green Mile" by Stephen King

Favorite great leader(s):

Himmler

Favorite movie(s):

Shawshank Redemption, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Schindler's List

Medical note(s):

Mentally retarded

Membership(s):

Amnesty International

Favorite quote(s):

"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Inmates is aimed at product developers and their managers, as it is the managers who hold the keys to the asylum.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

These inmates were executed on an agreement between the state of Missouri and the Federal Government because the federal prison system had no means of imposing capital punishment.
Most inmates were part of the resistance to Nazi occupation in their countries who took a stand against fascism.
Black inmates were the single largest racial group represented in the adult state correctional institutions in this sample.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Inmates are encouraged to undertake private study at various levels but there is little real support except for allowing these inmates to have books and longer hours of lighting to prepare for examinations, and financial assistance to pay the fees for taking up courses with the Open University.
Inmates are screened for eligibility by institutional case management staff according to criteria defined for each target population.
Inmates who are within two years of release and classified as minimum security may apply for placement at an ATC through their counselor.

Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

The homosexual inmates were forced to wear pink triangles on their clothes so they could be easily recognized and further humiliated inside the camps.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Inmates were deliberately infected with jaundice and treated with various medications in search for a vaccination.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

These are the inmates that were caught and prosecuted by the other Federal Law Enforcement officers on this page.
There are 797 inmates on death row in the nine states that allowed judges to find aggravating factors.
Male inmates were more likely to be serving a sentence for a violent offense than for other offenses.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: Crystal 2004-11-08 15:13:37	How do I find out imformation about inmates?
From: 2004-11-09 02:00:25	EVA GARCIA PLEASE CALL YOUR FATHER TONY GARCIA
From: wiand, paula 2004-11-18 00:45:17
From: Rance Hutchinson 2004-11-29 18:02:56	If my dad Clay C. Hutchinson is in jail will you have him call me?
From: Zadora Stringfellow 2004-12-02 13:58:33	I looking for my Father, he served time at Cook County Jail in 4/1/82 to 1/28/83 then transferred to IDOC where he served the rest of his time and he was paroled 12/31/1980 and discharged 1/8/1990. I'm writing you to see if you can please give me any information to help me find him like a old address or where he was born or anything. His name is John Hannon, the last address that I have is a P.O. box number it was P.O. 28 Pendleton , Indiana. If you know of his where abouts can you please contact me? If you have an anddress or phone number or even any contact numbers that he had on file. Please help me.
From: walter sanders 2004-12-06 22:30:34	I'm trying to very an inmates by the name of walter sanders maybe in cook jail can you help
From: michael lackland 2004-12-06 22:33:07	I'm trying to very an inmates by the name of michael lackland maybe in a il prison can you help
From: florence moore 2004-12-07 13:23:03	trying to find an inmate by the name of florence marie moore 07 08 63 in the harris county jail houston tx.
From: Mark Walraven 2004-12-17 02:00:19	How can I find out if there is a Josh Mullins sitting in Des Moines,Iowa Polk County jail and what are the charges. Thank you for any help that you can give me!
From: betty fisher 2004-12-26 19:17:47	trying to locate--rhonda george --and what she has been charged with
From: Shawn Robinson 2005-01-12 12:03:12	I'm looking to see if this person is still incarcerated. NAME: Shawn Robertson DATE OF BIRTH: 12-31-72
From: tosha 2005-01-13 23:22:53	my soon to be x husband is in cook county jail for battery agianst me i would like to know his release date can you help?
From: scot adair 2005-01-26 18:37:37	can i get scot adair's mug shot
From: orzell spears 2005-02-14 21:50:53	I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF MY HUSBAND IS STILL IN THE COUNTY JAIL.ORZELL SPEARS
From: danielle guidry 2005-02-18 22:48:51	i want to know if william chimm is in jail
From: gina baker 2005-02-26 14:28:40	I am looking for Carson Tedrick, he is an inmate in a california state prison how do i find him
From: 2005-03-08 20:14:45	I would like to know how to look up a cook county inmate
From: jerry sims 2005-03-12 19:35:33	where is he being held
From: glen wilson 2005-03-15 15:51:08	background check glen wilson was in anamosa state prision since 1989
From: kenneth hall 2005-03-22 15:54:19	looking for my son kenneth hall
From: marie 2005-03-23 02:33:52	how can i find out when a prisoner is being released. he's in lee county, prison in jonesville va.
From: marie 2005-03-23 02:36:36	how can i find out when a prisoner is being released. he's in lee county, prison in jonesville va thank you.
From: Ke-Ke 2005-03-23 14:41:29	How many women are there on death row and why
From: danny musquiz 2005-03-31 21:26:35	where is he
From: Gi-gi 2005-04-07 10:19:19	need to know where Felipe Martinez is at. what jail?
From: christian cifuentes 2005-04-07 14:16:04	any way to obtain information on Christian Cifuentes
From: 2005-04-18 15:30:49	I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF THE FEDERAL BUREAU HAS SIGNED A BILL FOR FEDERAL INMATES TO BE RELEASE WITH AFTER SERVING 65% OF THEIR TIME INSTEAD OF 85% OF THEIR TIME.
From: 2005-05-01 13:01:57	is martell hill still in jail
From: Lashandra Brooks 2005-05-16 17:41:32	I WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS IQUIL THOMAS RELEASED DATE FROM FULTON COUNTY JAIL?
From: tiffany 2005-06-07 19:16:02	how do i find information on inmates
From: DEBRA 2005-06-15 17:24:18	I WANT TO KNOW IF ROBERT MANGUM JR. IS STILL IN HARRIS COUNTY DETENTION CENTER?
From: crystal 2005-06-16 14:27:22	im look for nathan yocham to see when he will be released and where he was at this time state or county houston TX
From: marie 2005-06-17 08:24:25	Iwant to know if John Ross is in the county jail and when is his out day
From: john patton 2005-06-30 18:44:44	i love u john and can't wait until u get out
From: aliick 2005-07-03 21:02:38	What kind of time would a person get if they are charged with the unlawful use of a weapon
From: Kisha 2005-07-23 21:16:14	Hi I am trying to find an inmate by the name Charles Armstrong And he went by the name Lil Charles I would love to hear from him he was in between 1998-1999 he was I met him in champaign county first in illinois he's about 26 or older black male
From: Teresa 2005-08-11 07:22:56	i want to know the charges on my son. how do i find out ? i'm in tn.
From: tom dedenbach 2005-08-23 12:12:36	in michigan
From: 2005-09-17 13:23:48	i want to know if someone i know is in county jail
From: Cindy 2007-12-04 10:46:40	Its states in the DOC after the inmates has received all court dates and final sentencing they are to be sent to receiving within 90 days, this indivudual had last court and sentencing in May of 2007, why has he not been sent to receiving ?He also submitted a writ to the supreme court in ref: to this.What other steps can be taken to get this indivudual moved to receiving?
From: znju 2007-10-15 03:16:27	looking for inmate christopher cheary maybe in siskiyou county jail
From: Linsay 2007-09-27 15:20:37	How do i look up an inmate in king county jail?
From: Kimberly 2007-09-03 16:54:36	I was wondering if you could tell me which facility in IL Staci Lewis is located.
From: Heather M. Rooks 2007-07-04 21:13:29	I'm looking for two very good friends of mine I lost them when I got out and I need to find them I love them and miss them very much Bobby James and David Manley both in greenville Il Please help me if you can. Heather M Rooks
From: 2009-08-30 09:58:09	when will rodney croskey gets out cause i miss him

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