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Topic: Meet An Inmate

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  East Meets West    Meet the people  
  Meet    Meet the Parents  
  Jail Inmates    Woman I meet  
  Inmates    Singles Meet  
  Prison Inmates    Swap Meet  
  Death Row Inmates  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Al Capone,  Anne Frank
Favorite possession(s):Gas oven,  Mistress
Good point(s):Remorseful
Personality:Insane
Bad point(s):Criminal
Dream job(s):Prison Guard,  Drug dealer,  Police Officer
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted
Favorite book(s):"The Green Mile" by Stephen King
Favorite great leader(s):Himmler
Favorite movie(s):Shawshank Redemption,  One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest,  Schindler's List
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Favorite quote(s):"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

The inmates I met were allowed to meet with me in borrowed offices; each time, a guard stood just outside the door.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Particularly striking is the upstage tableau of disabled "inmates" pressed motionless against the screen doors when we first meet them.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Islamic Chaplaincy cannot meet all the demand, therefore inmates’ families are asked to provide for their loved ones.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The service will meet gaps left by the existing CARATs services and will make contact with inmates prior to release to ensure they are plugged into community-based treatment and social care services on release.
Inmates requesting social furloughs are carefully screened and processed to meet eligibility requirements.
It was set up to meet an identified need in service provision within Exeter Prison of those inmates who require support, in acco rdance with the Care Programme Approach, from mainstream psychiatric provision on release.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Meets the spiritual needs of the incarcerated by witnessing through visits and letters; provides services and support to families of inmates.
Situated on a constrained site, this facility was designed to meet the spiritual needs of 500 inmates in a medium security prison.
John Fielding,
CEO

New Jersey prisons hold job fairs for inmates to meet growing demands of local businesses.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

If parole is denied, the inmate's case must be reviewed within the next year, except that inmates who meet certain violent offender criteria may be deferred for up to three years.
There are two exercise areas for inmates, one indoors and one outdoors, and the new kitchen facilities are greatly expanded to meet the needs of a larger prisoner population.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Is it fair that inmates are rewarded for criminal acts while there are honest citizens in our society who cannot even afford to go to college and who are working two jobs to make ends meet?
 
 
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From:
Steve Perkins
2005-06-21 13:19:26
when is the next court date.
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