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Topic: Inmates Wanting Pen pals

Related:
  Pen    PAL  
  Inmates    International Pen Pal  
  Email Pen Pal    Free Pen Pal  
  Kids Become Pen Pals    Prison Pen Pal  
  Christian Pen Pals    FEMALE PEN PAL  
  Woman to be Pen Pal    French pen pal  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Al Capone,  Bonnie & Clyde,  Anne Frank
Favorite possession(s):Gas oven
Personality:Insane
Bad point(s):Criminal
Currently has on their coffee table:Wonder Woman comic
Dream job(s):Prison Guard
Education:Elementary school
Favorite actor(s):Julia Roberts
Favorite book(s):"The Green Mile" by Stephen King
Favorite great leader(s):Himmler
Favorite movie(s):Shawshank Redemption,  One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest,  Schindler's List
Favorite sportsperson(s):Lou Gehrig (baseball)
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Favorite quote(s):"A friend in need is a friend indeed"
"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Prison Pen Pal site listing inmates from Tennessee prisons and worldwide!
Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

Although some correspond with up to five inmates, the demand for pen pals is too great for them to keep up.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Ladies of the Pen Lonely Female inmates looking for Love, Marriage, and pen pals.
Female inmates seeking pen pals, friendship and romance.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Give friendship (be a pen pal only), which offers humanness and helps improves inmates' self esteem.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

After reading a number of introductory letters from death row inmates seeking pen pals, I made my choice.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I understand that there are more inmates searching for loyal pen pals, than there are people to write them.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

While thinking of it, we really want to thank the ministries that advertise Pen Pals Programs and give the inmates our address.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Some so-called anti-death penalty groups only want to provide death row inmates with pen-pals, without becoming involved in the fight to end the death penalty.
Pen pal requests from inmates on Texas' death row.
And they recruit folks to be pen pals for inmates.
 
 
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