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Topic: Prison Inmates

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Al Capone, Anne Frank

Favorite possession(s):

Gas oven, Mistress

Personality:

Insane

Bad point(s):

Criminal

Dream job(s):

Prison Guard, Drug dealer, Police Officer

Favorite TV show(s):

America's Most Wanted

Favorite book(s):

"The Green Mile" by Stephen King

Favorite great leader(s):

Himmler

Favorite movie(s):

Shawshank Redemption, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Schindler's List

Favorite destination(s):

South America

Medical note(s):

Mentally retarded

Favorite quote(s):

"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Inmates of the Buea Central prison received certificates for successful training funded by the British High Commission.

John Fielding,
CEO

Prison Industries' inmates are assessed 15 percent of their gross wages for the Victim Compensation Fund that awards financial assistance to crime victims according to state law.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Our Prison outreach Staff Members help to recruit and train other volunteers to go visit and Minister to the inmates in prisons and jails.
Prison officials and inmates at the national penitentiary have joined hands in the campaign against illegal drugs.
The prisons are an integral part of their communities, with staff and inmates providing many services to the areas surrounding the prisons.

Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Prison officials should encourage inmates to seek spiritual formation and to participate in worship.

Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Pax is a public relations dog for the prison dog programs where inmates are training or raising dogs to assist a disabled person.

Mark Harris,
Priest

There are many prison inmates that come to know Jesus Christ as their Savior and Lord, and they hunger after a closer walk with Him.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

The inmates are considered to be in permanent solitary confinement, as opposed to other less-secure prisons where inmates may be placed in solitary confinement for a period of time in order to punish misbehavior.
Prisons hold inmates convicted of federal or state crimes; jails hold people awaiting trial or serving short sentences.
Most inmates who are convicted of violating state or local laws are sent to state prisons or city or county jails.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Inmates are entitled, under the Due Process Clause of the Constitution, to be free from unauthorized and intentional deprivation of their personal property by prison officials.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: thomisha 2004-11-03 18:37:34	how can i find out how long someone has in prison
From: victor maldonado 2004-11-06 21:23:43	whats the charges
From: padre lesuer leonard 2004-11-08 10:39:36
From: tiana foster 2005-01-05 14:30:18	im looking for andrew white in the on califoriajail house
From: Marvin Sullivan 2005-01-13 11:31:11	When is his out date
From: tina 2005-03-10 08:40:01	Im trying to find out if my father is in prison his name is Melvin Barnett somtimes he goes by Bill Barnett
From: Bertha Rubin 2005-03-14 23:38:22	how long does she have to go in prison
From: Gustavo Luque Quevedo 2005-03-22 17:22:52	How long has he been sentenced to. What's the release date that appears on his criminal record What are his charges
From: reishana morrison 2005-04-13 09:49:48	Iam looking for my son's father. I have not heard from him in 3 years. He was at a Federal prison in Atlanta, Ga (USP Camp)
From: REYMUNDO ZENO 2005-04-27 22:53:07	HOW LONG HES GONNA BE IN PRISION WHAT IS THE CHARGE
From: rwestern 2005-06-19 23:47:58	is there a 1\|12 law
From: Doris Smith 2005-06-24 09:42:06	Looking for David Gray I think he is somewhere in Ky federal prison dols@mrtc.com
From: Israel benavidez 2005-06-24 16:27:32	I am looking for my father he's in prison,His name is Roger benavidez.
From: devin wilson 2005-07-01 02:59:41	i am trying to find someone who suppose to be making federal time in anderson s.c i don't know what prison he have been there for about a week
From: Jessika 2005-07-15 15:18:54	Am lookin for James David Moore Jr. from McCormick South, Carolina
From: sharron 2005-07-19 14:13:36	im a child of a father that i have'nt seen in 15 yrs since i was about 3yrs old.and now im 18yrsold.my father name is maurice R Williams
From: terrence 2007-09-26 13:17:16	where is located at

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