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Topic: Install

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Linux box, Apple Computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today, PC World

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Favorite animal(s):

Penguin

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Counter Strike, Quake

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Downloading MP3's, Finding warez

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Each company installs its own peculiar combination of applications and databases that serves its own interests well, but is incapable of streamlining the many important tasks it shares with the many hundreds and thousands of its trading partners.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The program installs remotely on multiple servers and safeguards remote access to the server console with three industry-standard encryption algorithms plus eDirectory authentication.
TracTrix 2000 installs on your CPU as a standalone conversion tool that does not require a CAD package and as an object ARX application that runs within AutoCAD.
It means that installs have to get better at recognizing the installed hardware and the environment they are being installed in and be able to automate just about everything necessary to give a novice user a fully functional computer at the end of the install.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Easily installs on the back window shelf with two adjustable clips and two hooks on the headliner.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

PayrollAmerica installs a customized browser on your computer that incorporates Encryption, Web Printing and Access Security.
Markets and installs a range of stainless steel cables together with terminations, tensioners and associated fittings that have wide application within the construction industry for support and restraint.
AVStripper installs in less than an hour with no proxy or firewall configuration.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

NOAH installs measuring stations in urban areas to study such things as wind currents and flow, and ORNL piggybacks with chemical and radiological detectors.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The printer driver installs just like any standard Windows 2000 printer driver.
The Pocket Genealogist installs software on both the PocketPC and the desktop or laptop Windows system.
One way installs the screen saver for everyone who has a user account on the machine and the other installs it only for the current user.

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