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Topic: Install Windows

Related:
  Windows    Install  
  Windows 95    Windows 2000  
  Windows NT    Microsoft Windows  
  Windows 95 98    Windows and Doors  
  Install Windows 98    Install Windows XP  
  Glass Windows    Windows XP  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Bill Gates
Favorite possession(s):Windows computer,  Linux box,  Apple Computer
Currently has on their coffee table:PC World,  Mac Today
Favorite Card Game(s):Bridge
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
Favorite animal(s):Penguin
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking,  Solitaire,  Tetris
Favorite online activity(s):Chatting on ICQ,  Finding warez,  Downloading MP3's
Favorite quote(s):"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Windows administrators who install patches in a distributed Windows environment may welcome a new service from Microsoft Corp.
You can install Windows NT on a FAT16 filesystem and Windows 2000 or XP on a FAT32 filesystem.
Install WebEvent on a Windows or UNIX server and access it from any machine with a Web browser.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Install double key deadbolt locks in doors with glass windows.
Install storm windows or replace single-pane windows with double-pane windows.
Install locks on all windows and exterior sliding doors.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Install insulation, storm windows and air conditioning to correct heating and ventilation problems.
Already install Simonton windows and patio doors regularly?
Install your shutters or cover all your windows and doors.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Install updates from Microsoft for Windows operating systems and install updates for antivirus software.
Install Windows 95 service packs, patches, driver and BIOS updates to make Y2K compliant.
Windows 98 only installs TCP/IP if it is not an upgrade which Windows 95 would be.
 
 
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