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The Brain has inferred the
following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
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| Favorite possession(s): | Credit card, Wheelchair |
| Intelligence: | Retarded |
| Currently has on their coffee table: | Better Homes & Gardens |
| Dream job(s): | Banker, Tax Collector, Lawyer |
| Education: | None, College |
| Favorite activity(s): | Paying off their mortgage |
| Interest(s): | Real estate, Law |
| Ultimate fantasy(s): | Getting off welfare, Owning their own trailer, Bankruptcy |
| Worst habit(s): | Wasting money |
| Favorite quote(s): | "Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"Any man who is under 30 , and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965) |
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