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Topic: Intel Pentium

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Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Most admires:

Steve Jobs

Favorite possession(s):

Apple Computer, Windows computer, Nintendo system

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Favorite food(s):

Pumpkin soup, Seafood

People talk about their ..:

Geekiness

Interest(s):

Computers

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today

Favorite computer game(s):

Age of Empires, SimCity, X-Wing

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Worst habit(s):

Showing off

Favorite quote(s):

"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech." - Martin Fraquhar Tupper
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

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Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

We employ multiple Dual Processor Intel Pentium servers with each system running on either an Apache or IIS Web Server with load balancing.
Intel Pentium 32-bit Processor oder besser.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The Intel Pentium 4 processor also provides advanced dynamic execution to more accurately predict branch utilization.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Intel Pentium 4, Intel Pentium III, Intel Celeron, or AMD Athlon processor with a minimum speed of 700MHz.
Performance: mobile Intel Pentium III processor featuring Intel SpeedStep technology 600MHz, 128MB SDRAM and 12GB hard drive.
The Intel Pentium 4 and Intel Xeon processor-based HP Workstations xw4000, xw5000, xw6000 and xw8000 support Microsoft Windows 2000 Professional and Windows XP Professional as well as Linux operating systems.

User Talk

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