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Topic: Internal Organs

Related:
  Organ    Internal  
  Internal Medicine    Body Organs  
  Internal Audit    Pipe Organ  
  Internal Revenue Service    Internal Control  
  Internal Revenue    Internal Affairs  
  Organ Donor    Organ Music  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Jack the Ripper,  Vladimir Putin
Favorite possession(s):Penis
Favorite activity(s):Making love
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Brain
Favorite animal(s):Snake
Favorite composer(s):Johann Sebastian Bach
Favorite great thinker(s):Charles Darwin
Starsign:Scorpio,  Virgo,  Cancer
Favorite philosopher(s):Hobbes
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves
Medical note(s):Uses laxatives,  Has cancer
Worst habit(s):Smoking Marijuana
Favorite quote(s):"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying." - Woody Allen (1935-)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Your internal organs will be healthier and your liver, kidneys and bowel will be able to work better to get the right nutrients out of the food you eat and get toxins out of your system more quickly.
This is where the problems can begin because as fat accumulates it crowds the space occupied by internal organs causing stress to the body and can eventually exacerbate many physical health problems.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

All internal organs are connected by nerves to the spinal cord, so misalignments in the spine may affect circulation, breathing, digestion, menstruation and other bodily processes.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

The internal organs of a shaman may be removed and replaced with more spiritually attuned ones or the shaman may be infused with the power of his or her tutelary spirits or of Spirit itself.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Internal organs can be treated directly with Shiatsu or Tui Na, but the effect may not be as strong as of Acupuncture and Chinese herbs.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Hyperglycemia is harmful to all internal organs and tissues and accelerates the aging process by facilitating the formation of chemical bonds between glucose and the proteins found in the body.
This is because the body is shifting vital energies to internal organs to begin a process called REGENERATION from the more exterior muscle and skin tissue.
Both the internal organs of the autonomic nervous system and the neurons of the somatic-motor nervous system respond specifically to pressure applied to the feet.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

See Internal Organs of Green DPSS Laser Pointer for an annotated photo of the major components.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The internal organs of fish, like those of other vertebrates, are grouped into various systems according to the function they serve.
Internal contamination is a problem for two reasons: It increases the probability of damage to vital organs and it may be retained by the body for long periods of time.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

We are conscious of the importance of national and international litigation to strengthen the internal organs of power of attorney and administration of justice.
 
 
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