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Topic: Internet

Related:
  Internet access    Internet Explorer  
  Internet Service    Internet Business  
  Use the Internet    Internet connection  
  Internet software    Internet Resources  
  Internet Marketing    Internet Service Provider  
  Internet Service Provider    Internet search  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Favorite possession(s):Windows computer,  Linux box,  Apple Computer
Currently has on their coffee table:PC World
Dream job(s):Webmaster,  Banker,  CEO
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking
Favorite online activity(s):Chatting on ICQ,  Finding ringtones for their phone,  Finding warez
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding genuinely free porn on the internet
Membership(s):Free Software Foundation,  Electronic Frontier Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

You can configure Internet Explorer to refuse to run Java applets and ActiveX controls.
Internet Explorer 5 for Macs - Macintosh computers running IE5 may experience difficulties accessing some of our databases.
Interface to all application components of the ACTFOREX system operate using a standard Internet browser such as Microsoft Internet Explorer or Netscape Communicator.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Internet Explorer 3 boasted a wide variety of features, including support for video and audio multimedia, Java applets, cascading style sheets, and Microsoft’s ActiveX controls.
Wireless internet access from Internet Access Point Ltd gives you unrivalled service and performance from a local internet service provider.
Shared Internet Access through LAN SUITE provides your network users with a secure connection to the Internet.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Domain Names are registered in a global database and when you try to find a Web address through Internet browsing software, such as Internet Explorer or Netscape Navigator, the database looks up the record for that name and takes you to the address that is tied to that name in the database.
Internet Explorer users must turn off the proxy server when it is not needed, otherwise IE will attempt to proxy every URL.
Once you are connected and Internet Explorer is opened click on the mail tab, then click read mail.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

This Escapology site is designed to be viewed with Internet Explorer/Netscape Navigator versions 4 or above with a minimum screen area of 800 by 600 pixels and in high colour or true colour.
PrayerPartner is a prayer tool that can display prayers in a toolbar on the Windows Desktop or in a toolbar in either Internet Explorer or Windows Explorer.
This site was optimized for 800x600 resolution and Microsoft Internet Explorer 5.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
Renee
2005-09-21 11:29:32
I like the internet but you guys work on it to much
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