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In the News - 8 Nov: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Internet Junction

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Linux box, Apple Computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World

Interest(s):

Computers

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Likes to wear:

Digital watch

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Half-Life

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding ringtones for their phone, Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez

Worst habit(s):

Smoking Crack

Membership(s):

Boy scouts

Favorite TV show(s):

Who Wants to Be a Millionaire

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Next, you will need to upload or FTP (File Transfer Protocol) your files to the Okanagan Internet Junction server.
How do I configure Windows 98 for Okanagan Internet Junction?

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Instead of dialing our regular dialup access phone number, cellular modem customers must dial *3282-1- area code in front of the regular number to connect to Okanagan Internet Junction.
Okanagan Internet Junction offers a complete range of permanent connections to the Internet, ranging from 56k to Ethernet speeds.
Okanagan Internet Junction is now able to offer ultra-high speed Internet connectivity to residential customers all the major centres that we service.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

If you are logged into another ISP, you can check your email on Okanagan Internet Junction - but you can not send mail through our send mail (SMTP) server for security purposes.
In order for your web page to be viewable by other people on the Web you need to first put the files on the Okanagan Internet Junction Web server.
net requesting personal file space on the Okanagan Internet Junction server for your homepage.

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