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Topic: Phone and Internet services

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Favorite possession(s):

Cellular, Mobile phone, Windows computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Remote Control

Favorite TV show(s):

Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, Anything on MTV

Interest(s):

Computers

Likes to wear:

Digital watch

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding ringtones for their phone, Chatting on ICQ, Spamming

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding genuinely free porn on the internet

Membership(s):

Boy scouts, Electronic Frontier Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Rooms have phones and air conditioning, internet service in the motel.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Our 0800 number allows you free Internet access using any phone service provider within the UK.
Internet Service Provider (ISP) - A company that provides access to the Internet, most often through a local phone number.
StarBand service is designed so that you�ll never need an additional phone line or an account with a land-based Internet Service Provider.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Wireless carriers are building their mobile Internet services and encouraging companies to create applications that will inspire more users to surf the Web using their mobile phones.
The service is accessed by a wireless packet network and allows the user to access the Internet and send short-text messages on their digital wireless phone.
The service allows consumers to create personalized communities for instant wireless interaction via their Internet-enabled phones.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Toll free service, internet service, and voicemail service come standard with all new Mini-M phones.
They states that using Internet service on the mobile phones is difficult because of the small screens and lack of a full keyboard.
ISDN is more expensive to use than normal phone services and can often be configured to do more than just handle an Internet connection.

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