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Topic: Internet Service Provider

Related:
  Service    Provider  
  Internet    DSL Internet service providers  
  Internet Service Provider List    Free Internet Service Providers  
  Wireless Internet Service Provider    Internet Marketing Services  
  Application Service Provider    Internet access provider  
  DSL Internet Service    Cable Internet Service  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Favorite possession(s):Cellular,  Linux box,  Credit card
Currently has on their coffee table:PC World,  Remote Control
Dream job(s):Webmaster,  Funeral director,  Social worker
Favorite TV show(s):Big Brother
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite online activity(s):Spamming,  Finding ringtones for their phone,  Building websites
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding genuinely free porn on the internet,  Finding a job
Membership(s):Electronic Frontier Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Internet service providers will be the first victims of the policies that allow network owners to favor affiliated entities and foreclose independent ISPs.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Internet service providers have told the Home Office that they will not voluntarily stockpile the personal records of their customers for long periods so that they can be accessed by police or intelligence officers.
Internet Service Providers and telecommunications operators are not required to monitor the content of communications, and will not be liable for such communications provided they take appropriate action when they are brought to their attention.
Internet Service Providers have rules of engagement that may further enhance or modify the rules in this Terms and Conditions document.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Some Internet Service Providers offer a static IP address as an extra charge feature for a small monthly fee.
Most Internet service providers offer their customers space for a Web site at no additional charge beyond their regular monthly fee.
Internet service providers (ISP) offer virtual web site hosting services.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Internet Service Providers cooperate with each other, the NSF and ARPA and equipment vendors to provide ubiquitous connectivity.
Internet Service Providers are companies who are continuously connected to the Internet backbone and sell access to smaller users who connect by local telephone call, via the ISP to the Internet.
Many Internet Service Providers install these routers as part of DSL and Cable Internet connections.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Internet Service Providers often run UNIX or NT on their computers.
Internet Services Providers supply the communication from your PC to the Internet.
 
 
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