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Topic: Internet search

Related:
  Search    Internet  
  Internet search engines    Search Engine  
  Site Search    Internet access  
  Internet Explorer    Internet Service  
  Internet Business    Search WWW  
  Site Search Engine    Use the Internet  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):HotJobs.com,  IMDb - Internet Movie Database
Most admires:Che Guevara
Currently has on their coffee table:PC World
Dream job(s):Webmaster,  CEO
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite book(s):World Almanac
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
Favorite animal(s):Poodle
Interest(s):Computers,  Geneology,  Business
Favorite online activity(s):Building websites,  Finding warez,  Chatting on ICQ
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job
Favorite quote(s):"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Internet's search engines, robots and spiders.
John Fielding,
CEO

Internet search engines that take money from Web sites in exchange for prominent placement should make that practice clearer to Web users, federal regulators said Friday.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Search engines are programs that you can select from your Web browser to enable you to search the Internet by keywords or topics.
Web search engines are the primary tools used by Internet browsers to find and access your web site.
Search engines are expected to handle data of the order of the total data available on the internet and still be scalable.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Internet: Search Engines Want to know who wrote a poem and only know the first line?
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Search Engines are searchable databases developed by corporations and internet providers.
Regional search engines are a very valuable internet resource which together with portals will dominate internet search in the near future.
Search Engines are Gateways to the Internet.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Search engines are Web sites that help you search the Internet for other Web sites based on keywords you provide.
Many Internet search engines compare words entered in search forms with words found in the META tags of HTML pages.
Internet search engines are the primary means your unsolicited prospects will use to find your website.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
Holly
2005-07-12 05:52:11
I would like to know the list of the new inmates since may 2005 in Hernado county jail
From:
pdunc
2005-07-26 18:17:17
what happened to Freda Source?
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