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Topic: Internet Security Software

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot, E*TRADE

Favorite possession(s):

Wiretap kit, Linux box, Windows computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World

Dream job(s):

Spy

Favorite TV show(s):

Big Brother

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading porn, Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding genuinely free porn on the internet

Membership(s):

Electronic Frontier Foundation, Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Consider installing basic privacy and security software such as a proxy server and/or personal firewall to protect yourself and the data on your computer from Internet snooping and vandalism.
Your computer is using a firewall, or firewall-like software like Norton Internet Security or NetBarrier.
NOTE: Some internet security (firewall) software blocks cookies.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

SonicWALL Firewall/VPN Software integrates seamlessly with a comprehensive and expanding array of security applications to provide a complete Internet security solution.
ZoneAlarm is personal firewall software, created and owned by Zone Labs, a leading creator of Internet technologies and security solutions.
E-Security Inc : Offers security management software, information security management, internet security product, and firewall software.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Before I built the Linux router, I maintained security from Internet intruders with firewall software on a Win2K machine.
Norton Internet Security is a suite of software that lets you protect your computer from privacy threats, hackers, and viruses.
A properly configured firewall and anti-virus software are still imperative to Internet security, but they are not a complete solution.

User Talk

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