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Topic: Internet Service

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Favorite possession(s):

Cellular, Linux box, Windows computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Remote Control

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Banker

Favorite TV show(s):

Big Brother

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding ringtones for their phone, Spamming, Building websites

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding genuinely free porn on the internet

Membership(s):

Electronic Frontier Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

From internet services to financial planning, the CPA Advantage program understands and is responsive to this ever changing environment.

John Fielding,
CEO

MatchLogic is an Internet marketing and advertising services company that provides strategic marketing solutions to Fortune 500 companies.
Internet Property Marketing Services manages and owns five property web sites in South Africa.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

If your Internet Service Provider does not allow you to choose your own anonymous name, you may select another Internet Service Provider.
From locating an internet service provider who will host your web site to explaining what is involved in registering your own domain name.
Internet services Email Your email will be made available on our POP3 mail server.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

SERVICES Mediawest is an Internet Service Provider specializing in managed website hosting, web application development, dedicated connectivity and ecommerce services for businesses with a vision.
Other Internet services/guides for cities and restaurants are built for tourism and advertising portals and do not offer the functionality of Menu Messenger.
COGNICASE is a global IT products and services provider specializing in advanced transaction processing and Internet-based applications.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

This is a 256K leased line to the Internet, installed and paid for by a local Internet service provider as a small token of gratitude to the shaman of Linux.
Internet users are doubling every year and buyers and sellers are going online for services.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Neptune Internet Services will also fully cooperate with law enforcement authorities in investigating suspected lawbreakers.

User Talk

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