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Topic: Internet Solutions

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Cellular, Mobile phone, Linux box

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Currently has on their coffee table:

Fast Company, PC World

Interest(s):

Computers, Business

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, CEO, Interior decorator

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Finding ringtones for their phone, Downloading porn

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Effective internet solutions begin by understanding how your company functions, then designing and implementing solutions that produce results.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Netplan Internet Solutions Ltd accepts the customer's acknowledgement of these terms and conditions breach of any of which may result in termination and or suspension of the customers right to use the service.

Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

WebFusion Internet Solutions do not allow adult, warez or illegal MP3 web sites on their servers.

John Fielding,
CEO

MatchLogic is an Internet marketing and advertising services company that provides strategic marketing solutions to Fortune 500 companies.
Netplan Internet Solutions Ltd will provide this compensation by making further services or discounts available to you up to the amount of compensation at the applicable rate.
Solutions We started working with ETC and its executive management group to develop a communications strategy that included using the Internet as the foundational medium of their marketing efforts.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Internet Advertising Solutions will work with you to help ensure that your site is ready to be submitted to the search engines.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Offshore Internet Solutions provides outsourced development of software solutions to industries which undergo compelling and continual business transformations / innovations by increasing exploitation of the Internet.
New York Internet is a specialist in the utilization of unique LAN and WAN solutions that make use of both public interconnect and direct private network connectivity.
Internet Commerce Solutions provides customized database integrated web solutions for businesses, large and small.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Internet Business Solutions has an Advanced Photography Diploma and Advanced Digital Imaging Diploma graduate with over 3 years experience on staff.
Internet Business Solutions can provide your company with a new website design on a stand-alone basis or a design that works with existing corporate materials and promotions.

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