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Topic: Use the Internet

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Linux box, Apple Computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite food(s):

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez, Downloading MP3's

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding genuinely free porn on the internet

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation, Electronic Frontier Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Use an SSL compliant browser such as Microsoft Internet Explorer or Netscape Navigator to conduct encrypted transactions through the PenguinMagic.
This script uses JavaScript and an ActiveX control to install the certificate into Internet Explorer.
To Use SLED with a Graphical Browser such as Netscape or Internet Explorer Find out what you need under Help for graphical users.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Internet Explorer 5+ is easily the dominant browser and use of Netscape is declining rapidly.
Countless Horizons was designed for use in both Internet Explorer and Netscape using 800 x 600 resolution or higher.
It uses the underlying components of Microsoft Internet Explorer to display help content.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

If you use Internet Explorer click the Help menu and then click About Internet Explorer to determine what strength security you have installed.
If you use Internet Explorer or Netscape browsers to view the Internet, the following guidelines will enable you to enlarge the size of the text and control the colours on your screen.
This is just a quick message to say that this site has been optimised for use with the latest versions of Internet Explorer and Netscape Navigator.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Use Internet Explorer 4 or 5 -this comes with Mac system software or you can download it from Microsoft.
Internet Explorer users generally use Outlook Express, another Microsoft product also built into your operating system.
Please use Internet Explorer with 1024 x 768 to browse this site.

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