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Topic: Internet users

Related:
  Users    Internet  
  Internet access    Internet Explorer  
  Internet Service    Internet Business  
  Use the Internet    Internet connection  
  Internet software    Internet Resources  
  Internet Marketing    Users Group  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Steve Jobs
Favorite website(s):Slashdot
Favorite possession(s):Windows computer,  Linux box,  Apple Computer
Currently has on their coffee table:PC World,  Mac Today
Dream job(s):Webmaster
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking
Favorite online activity(s):Chatting on ICQ,  Finding warez,  Downloading porn
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding genuinely free porn on the internet
Membership(s):Electronic Frontier Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Internet users accessing this site from outside of France are responsible for compliance with any applicable local laws.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Users of popular Internet browsers have the option of refusing to permit Cookie data to be stored and retrieved from their systems.
Internet users can upload a file on our public linux host on the Internet.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Internet users are screaming for more bandwidth, and DWDM is crucial to expanding the capacity of today's fiber optic networks.
Many Internet users connect by impossibly slow modems or through antiquated servers.
For Internet users we offer a easy to use search portal for the locating and viewing of residential properties all over South Africa.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Internet Explorer users may go to the Microsoft Web site and Netscape navigator users may go to the Netscape website.
Internet users in Kenya have had to suffer with email from one ISPs customer taking minutes and even hours to get to another ISPs customer.
Most Internet users receive about 3 pieces of spam per day.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Internet users are hungry for bandwidth as content on Internet includes increasingly more graphics, images and even sound and video.
Experienced Internet users can take advantage of our keyboard shortcuts for major browsers page.
Internet users are doubling every year and buyers and sellers are going online for services.
 
 
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