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Topic: Verizon Internet

Related:
  Verizon    Internet  
  Internet access    Internet Explorer  
  Internet Service    Internet Business  
  Use the Internet    Internet connection  
  Internet software    Internet Resources  
  Internet Marketing    Internet Service Provider  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE,  Rotten.com -sie -zu -eine
Favorite possession(s):Cellular,  Mobile phone,  Windows computer
Currently has on their coffee table:PC World
Interest(s):Computers
Dream job(s):Webmaster
Favorite computer game(s):Counter Strike
Likes to wear:Mambo
Favorite sportsperson(s):Carl Lewis (sprinter)
Favorite online activity(s):Finding ringtones for their phone,  Downloading porn
Worst habit(s):Buying top 40 music
Favorite TV show(s):South Park,  Who Wants to Be a Millionaire,  Naked News
Favorite quote(s):"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

 My PC starts up and loads Windows - AND- I have a high speed internet connection such as Roadrunner or Verizon DSL.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

 For example, we are using the high speed internet DSL service and take advantage of call forwarding to our cell phone from Verizon.
Verizon Online DSL: Ultra High-Speed Internet Access - Click here to find out more.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

 Demo & Evaluation Programs of wireless handsets from Sprint PCS and Verizon Wireless web phones and internet access via wireless for worldwide wireless internet access.
AT and T Wireless, Verizon Wireless and Sprint PCS provide service for Internet-enabled phones.
Verizon Communications (VZ) provides wireline voice and data services, wireless services, Internet services, and published directory information.
 
 
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