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Topic: Stock Investment

Related:
  Stock    Investment  
  Stock Market    Investment Fund  
  Return on Investment    Capital Investment  
  Investment Company    Investment Management  
  New York Stock    Stock Price  
  Investment Services    New Investment  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Most admires:Warren Buffet,  Bill Gates
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Bad point(s):Greedy
Currently has on their coffee table:Economist,  The Times
Politics:Capitalist
Dream job(s):Banker,  CEO,  Tax Collector
Favorite board game(s):Monopoly
Interest(s):Economics
Likes to wear:Business suits
Favorite destination(s):Hong Kong
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"Any man who is under 30 , and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"Behind every great fortune there is a crime." - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Investments Direct - stock articles, news and advice that provoke thought.
John Fielding,
CEO

The volatile stock market and the accounting scandals at companies such as Enron and WorldCom caused many investors to seek safer investments in the bond market.
Growth stocks are riskier investments than most other stocks and usually make little or no dividend payments to shareholders.
Allowable investments vary from plan to plan, but many plans offer portfolios that enable participants to select a combination of stocks and bonds.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Stocks investment is surely a forte with TRs and unity is strength but of course a conflict of interest poser could arise.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

This secure investment is a great way to earn top dividends while avoiding the risk of stocks and other investments.
Investments like stocks and mutual funds are riskier than T-Bills and GICs, because they do not guarantee your investment.
Investments : Check stock prices on line or even start a portfolio at Quote Server.
 
 
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