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Topic: IP

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Linux box, Windows computer, Apple Computer

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World

Interest(s):

Computers

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, StarCraft, Age of Empires

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez, Spamming

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

If you are using Windows 95 or Windows 98 there is a TCP/IP stack built into the basic system software and is written specifically for these platforms by Microsoft.
This technology is based on the use of TCP/IP sockets and is efficient and safe, since the information travels encrypted and never overload the servers or the Gateway.
Typically the 20 byte IP header and a 20 byte TCP header can be compressed to 3 to 5 bytes using Van Jacobson compression.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

TCP/IP addresses are much like street addresses and zip codes, and TCP/IP data packets are much like pieces of mail.
Since TCP/IP addresses are subject to change over time, servers periodically check their registrations to make sure they are correct, updating them if necessary.
Add TCP/IP Click the Start button point to Settings and choose Control Panel.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The AppleTalk to IP Migration Suite is an integrated set of products which help you in moving all your network services from AppleTalk to TCP/IP.
TCP/IP and related protocols (which are increasingly commonly referred to as the Internet Computing Architecture) have redefined the Information Technology landscape and has become the key networking framework in all areas of information movement.
ShareWay IP Gateway brings the benefits of AppleShare IP's file service over TCP/IP to other servers on your network, such as personal file sharing servers.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

It is perfect for small businesses or individuals who need to connect their entire TCP/IP LAN to the internet but don't want to spend hundreds of dollars and buy new hardware in order to accommodate this level of functionality.
The TCP/IP Portscanner scans all ports listed in the SERVICES file stored in the ETC directory of your local workstation.
New TCP/IP boot diskette for Intel cards released.

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