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Topic: War with Iraq

Related:
  Iraq    War against Iraq  
  World War    Civil War  
  Star Wars    Iran Iraq War  
  ANTI IRAQ WAR    War and Peace  
  Cold War    War Military  
  Gulf War    Drug War  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Saddam Hussein,  Henry Kissinger,  Yasser Arafat
Currently has on their coffee table:Washington Post
Politics:Pacifist,  Fascist
Dream job(s):Terrorist,  President of the United States
Favorite religious figure(s):The Ayatollah
Favorite great leader(s):Tony Blair,  Reza Pahlavi,  Gamal Nasser
Favorite destination(s):Baghdad,  Israel,  Arabia
Favorite time of year:Mayday
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement
Favorite quote(s):"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." - Homer Simpson.
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
 
 
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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

And his Iraq war threats endanger any hopes of peace in the Middle East or of unity in the campaign against international terrorism.
Iraq launched war against Iran in 1980, with imperialist support.
The administration intends to call for the prosecution of Iraq's top civilian and military leaders for war crimes or other offenses.
Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

As Iraq's eight-year war with Iran demonstrated, there was a free market in the best war technology of East and West.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Iran and Iraq have exchanged thousands of prisoners and bodies of dead soldiers since the war ended through a U.
Iraq and Iran fought a vicious war in which one million Iranians died.
Iran-Iraq War has caused gas prices in Iran to triple; sugar rationing has been instituted.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Iraq also put anthrax in longrange Scud missiles before the 1991 Persian Gulf war.
Kuwait urged Iraq yesterday to resume coordination between the two sides concerning the issue of the Kuwaiti missing and captives from the Gulf War.
Iraq's arsenal at the time of the Gulf War included 16 R400 aflatoxin bombs and two aflatoxin warheads for enhanced Scud missiles.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

The war against Iraq will divert desperately needed funds from social programs, health care and education.
This is reflected in the sensitivity with which they handle issues ranging from the coverage to the war against Iraq to the riots in Nigeria on the Miss World beauty contest.
 
 
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