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Topic: Northern Ireland

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:William Butler Yeats
Favorite website(s):BBC
Politics:Nationalist,  Eurocrat,  Democrat
Dream job(s):President of the United States
Favorite great leader(s):Tony Blair
Favorite royal(s):Mary of the Scots,  Prince Charles
Favorite movie(s):Titanic
Favorite sport(s):Rugby
Favorite destination(s):Ireland,  Ireland,  Britain
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting off welfare
Favorite political figure(s):Fergus O'Connor
Membership(s):Trade union
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

David Rosenberg,

Skin cancer is another common illness in Northern Ireland, and a clinic at Belfast City Hospital treats patients affected by that disease.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

I work in recruitment in Northern Ireland, and I am looking for an experienced Perl Programmer to work in Belfast in web development.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The Northern Ireland Unionist Party has refused to compromise its opposition to the Belfast Agreement by participating with the representatives of fully armed terrorists in the institutions of government established under the Agreement.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

In Northern Ireland we have had a consultative meeting with the Department of Health and Social Services and Public Safety with a view to producing an Action Plan in the province, and in Scotland we have offered our assistance to the Chief Medical Officer.
Training is provided to student teachers as part of the Education for Mutual Understanding Programme in Northern Ireland's two teacher education colleges where all first year students take part in a single identity and full contact training programme delivered by NUS-USI.
The Northern Ireland Policing Board received a comprehensive presentation from the PSNI today on their proposed Human Resource Strategy for the Service.
John Fielding,

Attending Northern Ireland's premier exhibition year on year provides Terrenus with a unique opportunity to meet both potential and existing customers; an excellent opportunity to discuss individual customer requirements in a much more relaxed atmosphere.
Paddy McGuinness,

Barry Turley Barry grew up in Northern Ireland and studied English and Politics at the University of Ulster before going on to complete a Masters in Irish Politics at Queen's in Belfast.
Political violence begins again in Northern Ireland as Loyalist extremists cause explosions at electricity station near Belfast and at Belfast City Reservoir; riots in Derry.
The Belfast Agreement is a capitulation to the demands of Irish nationalism because the Agreement sets devolved government for Northern Ireland within the transitional administrative structures of an all-Ireland state.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

OF IRELAND 5TH NORTHERN IRELAND 171 PTS Congratulations to Scotland who held out right till the end with a very close final game to beat Wales by just 4 points!
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

The Northern Ireland Policing Board began the recruitment process for a new Chief Constable and Assistant Chief Constable today with the advertisement of the posts.
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