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Topic: Irish last name

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Appearance:

Overweight

Intelligence:

Stupid

Personality:

Spoilt brat

Politics:

Apathetic

Education:

None

Favorite TV show(s):

Saturday Night Live, The Ozbournes

Favorite movie(s):

Shrek, This Is Spinal Tap

Listens to:

Blink 182, Sugar Ray, The Who "The Who"

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having more friends

Membership(s):

Girl guides

Favorite type of dance(s):

Moshing

Favorite political figure(s):

Fergus O'Connor

Favorite quote(s):

"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

V is for Eamon de Valera -- This fellow with the distinctly non-Irish last name was nevertheless a founding father of one of Ireland's most recent incarnations, and a guiding light in the two others.
If your last name is McNamera or O'Toole, or your first name is Colleen or Patrick, or if you have ever mentioned your Celtic heritage to me, then you probably have already received my personal invitation to read and enjoy How the Irish Saved Civilization.
My last name is O'Brien, but I was raised more Italian than Irish.

User Talk

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From:
Peterson
2005-01-12 01:18:44

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