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Topic: Iron Maiden

Related:
  Maiden    Iron  
  Cast Iron    Maiden Name  
  Iron Age    Iron Man  
  Wrought Iron    Iron Works  
  Iron Horse    Iron Gate  
  Iron Ore    Iron Oxide  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Kylie Minogue,  Celine Dion
Favorite artist(s):Rolf Harris
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ
Favorite movie(s):This Is Spinal Tap
Likes to wear:Vinyl,  Punk rock
Listens to:Metallica,  Van Halen,  Guns N Roses
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading MP3's
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being Dolly Parton's slave,  Becoming a goth
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Worst habit(s):Buying top 40 music
Favorite quote(s):"Disco is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art."
"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
 
 
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Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Back at Stinky's Peepshow , Elsa has the number of the Beast when Ron Skull smasher plays Iron Maidens' Eddy in a Metal Battle to the Death with El Duche!
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Decor: Roving bands of wild dogs, torture devices (racks, iron maidens, stockades), King and Queen of prom joust for supremacy, large sharp objects, wandering wenches, Black Plague.
The tea was Tieguanyin style (Iron Goddess of Mercy) and my notes say something about breast flower fragrance and the tea leaves being lightly crushed between a maiden's breasts.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

The actual iron maiden was a coffin which had metal spikes on the inside.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

The Eaglettes (or Iron Maidens as they prefered to be called), with former state champion Gracie Espericueta anchoring the team, scored 34 points to tie Calallen but officially got second-place on a tie-breaker.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Breeding sows are impregnated several times during their short lives and chained in narrow metal stalls called “iron maidens.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Music was taking over his life in his late teens and he pretty much quit fencing totally until 1983 when one of Iron Maiden's roadies brought back his interest in fencing.
John Fielding,
CEO

hence, members of Iron Maidens do not pay for their training and coaching but must fund their own travel expenses.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Iron Maiden's aggressive and uncompromising Heavy Metal sound was distinctly out at the time in favour of other musical styles such as New Wave and Punk Rock, but together with bands like {Judas Priest} and {Saxon} Iron Maiden helped putting Heavy Metal back in the limelight.
Hard progressive rock bands like Rush and Deep Purple and heavy metal bands like Metallica and Iron Maiden were of equal influence in the creation of progressive metal.
Thus, bands like Iron Maiden, Saxon and Metallica almost without exception used the same artful typeface for their band names on all album covers, posters, tour programs etc.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Hell, I thought Iron Maiden's fucking BLISTERING version of "Funky Cold Medina" was just about as good as it got.
 
 
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