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Topic: Irritable Male Syndrome

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  Syndrome    Male  
  Irritable Bowel Syndrome    Symptoms of Irritable Bowel Syndrome  
  Irritable Bowl Syndrome  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Intelligence:Incompetent
Personality:Nervous
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine,  The Times
Favorite body part(s):Heart
Favorite activity(s):Making love
Favorite sport(s):Bodybuilding
Likes to wear:Diapers
Starsign:Virgo
Medical note(s):Uses laxatives,  Taking weight loss pills,  Has cancer
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Worst habit(s):Belching,  Farting in public,  Smoking
Favorite quote(s):"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
 
 
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Male and Female Infertility Female Health Irritable Bowel Syndrome What supplements should I be taking?
Male and Female Infertility Irritable Bowel Syndrome What supplements should I be taking?
 
 
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