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In the News - 14 Oct: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Irvine

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Favorite possession(s):

Apartment

Intelligence:

Intelligent

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens

Education:

College, Post-graduate

Favorite religious figure(s):

Malcolm X

Interest(s):

Biology, Latin, Business

Favorite sport(s):

Volleyball, Racquetball, Surfing

Favorite destination(s):

California

Favorite drink(s):

Wine

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

The Irvine, California based company launched SiteVue to its customers and partners last month as part of its new SpectrEM Management Framework.
Applications are still being accepted for this year's MBA Program for Health Industry Professionals at UC Irvine Graduate School of Management.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The UC Irvine Knowledge Discovery in Databases (KDD) Archive is a new online repository of large data sets which encompasses a wide variety of data types, analysis tasks, and application areas.
In the future electrical and computer engineering students at UC Irvine should benefit from the experience of designing and building a high-performance parallel supercomputer.
UC Irvine professors Herbert Hamber(left) and Donald Dabdub, are using the Linux operating system in conjunction with 64 computers running in parallel.

Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

UC Irvine physicist Gregory Benford will announce plans for the first known attempt to push a spacecraft into the Earth's orbit with energy beamed up from the ground.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

UC Irvine's men's and women's swimming and diving teams are to be congtratulated for their outstanding performances at the just concluded 2002 Big West Conference Swimming and Diving Championships.
The UC Irvine men's and women's swimming and diving squads defeated Cal Poly in dual meet action Saturday in Irvine's Anteater Aquatics Complex.
The UC Irvine women's swimming team has now been awarded five out of the 10 conference athletes of the week this year, a Big West high.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Bryant's laboratory (UC Irvine) is to understand how cell proliferation is controlled during development, and how genetic mutations lead to growth abnormalities and cancer.
Potter @ UC Irvine Predictions for leptons and quarks based upon the finite rotational subgroups of the gauge group of the Standard Model.
UC Irvine physicists report of detection of neutrino oscillations and mass from Kamiokande.

User Talk

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