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Topic: Oak Island

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Jennifer Aniston, Sir Walter Raleigh

Favorite activity(s):

Theme parks, Birdwatching, Going to the beach

Favorite possession(s):

Ikea bedroom, House, Apartment

Interest(s):

Real estate, Camping, Boating

Favorite sport(s):

Golf, Fishing

Dream job(s):

Interior decorator

Favorite destination(s):

Florida, California

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in ocean level won't cure." - Ross Macdonald

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Please note that your contact information will be made available to members of the Southport-Oak Island Area Chamber of Commerce.

Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Jimmy Chandler looks out over the live oaks draped with moss in his front yard at Pawleys Island on a Saturday morning and drinks in the sunshine.

John Fielding,
CEO

Coldwell Banker Southport-Oak Island Realty , our sales division, with offices in Southport and Oak Island has been recognized by Coldwell Banker as a Premier Office.
A resident of the Southport/Oak Island area for over 25 years and selling here for eleven, Sallie is both a keen observer and a participant in its continuing growth.
For more information on scheduling, please contact the Southport-Oak Island Chamber of Commerce.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Oak Island shares with neighboring Southport the casual, languid air of an earlier time, combined with the seasonal bustle of beach vacationers, Santa Day parades, and surfboards propped on the porch.
Fishing and Sightseeing Charters - The Southport-Oak Island area offers a variety of fishing and sightseeing opportunities.
Rich in history, dating back to the Revolutionary War, and a beautiful setting, bordering the Cape Fear River and Intracoastal Waterway, Southport and the Oak Island Beaches offer a slower and enjoyable way of life.

Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Both men grew up in the construction trades and together have built thousands of local area homes, including many in Southport, Oak Island, Boiling Spring Lakes, Supply, and elsewhere.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

We currently provide high speed internet access in the Southport, Oak Island and Long Beach areas and we are rapidly expanding our coverage area.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

If you would like more information about the Southport-Oak Island area, or would like to receive a free brochure about the area, please fill out the form below.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Oak Island Drive 278-5011 City of Southport - Police - Fire - Rescue Departments 911 or business 457-7911.

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