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Topic: I've

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  St Ives    Charles Ives  
  Currier and Ives    Burl Ives  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
People talk about their ..:Positive outlook,  Hairstyle
Good point(s):Good kisser
Appearance:Overweight,  Butt Ugly
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing,  Skater clothes
Listens to:B2K
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading MP3's
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Ives Professor of Industrial and Labor Relations and Economics at Cornell University and Director of the Cornell Higher Education Research Institute.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

I've been trying to post to this blog for about a week now, but blogger keeps eating my posts and telling me I'm not logged in.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

I've tried to make the site as browser independent as possible, but I'm afraid to say that the site is best viewed with Netscape 3 or 4.
I've been in the graphic design field for a couple of years and I'm always looking for ways to improve my skills so this format definitely interests me.
John Fielding,
CEO

St Ives Inc in Hollywood, Florida generated improved returns despite similar volumes to the previous year through greater efficiency, effective control of costs and more consistent utilisation and work mix throughout the year.
At St Ives Inc in Hollywood we improved our performance despite a market which experienced a number of title closures and reductions in advertising pages.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

St Ives plc recognises and accepts that its responsibilities with regard to health, safety and environmental protection rank equally in importance with other key business objectives.
Members were advised that a further meeting of the Electoral Review Working Party had been held, and they had recommended that the area from the south of the river bridge to the Arms Corner be included into St Ives South Ward to avoid confusion to residents.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

All St Ives coffees are arabica beans, roasted in a traditional gas drum roaster, hand crafted and air cooled with no moisture added back.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Ives Festival of Music and the Arts in September - folk, jazz and poetry.
Clive Ives Clive first became interested in visual arts and music, obtaining a distinction from the Chelsea School of Art in 1982.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Remember St Ives is a town for all seasons, not just the summer, there is something going on all the time from sailing to eating, from surfing to eating, just come and enjoy it all.
 
 
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