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Topic: Michael Jackson comes the new kid

Related:
  Michael Jackson song    Kids  
  Michael Jackson Baby    Picture of Michael Jackson  
  Michael Jackson's Thriller    Michael Jackson's new  
  Michael Jackson's face    Michael Jackson Child  
  Michael Jackson's nose    Michael Jackson Videos  
  Jackson  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Michael Jackson,  Tupac Shakur
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Spoilt brat
Politics:Apathetic
Appearance:Butt Ugly
Dream job(s):DJ
Education:None
Favorite author(s):Edgar Allan Poe
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite computer game(s):Mario Brothers
Listens to:B2K,  Beastie Boys,  Guns N Roses
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby
Favorite type of dance(s):Break dancing
Favorite quote(s):"Nostalgia ain't what it used to be."
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

 I am looking for a video of Michael Jackson's Heal The Kids Speech that he delivered at Oxford Union in March of 2001.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

 The MV kids did a great job with a Michael Jackson tune.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

 She asked me if I like kids lots and I said yes but not like Michael Jackson or other preverts and she laughed but did not wrote that down.
Michael Jackson- have more kids to prove I'm not a freak.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

 Michael Jackson is wildly popular among mindless kids all over the world.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

 Gloria Allred wants to sue Michael Jackson for being a bad parent because he dangled his kid over a railing (by the way Charles Barkley chewed her ass out for that b.
Michael Jackson - Can the King of Pop be trusted with his own kids?
 
 
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