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Topic: Michael Jackson

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Michael Jackson, Britney Spears, Eminem

Currently has on their coffee table:

Rolling Stone magazine

Favorite era(s):

1970s

Favorite TV show(s):

Anything on MTV, The Ozbournes

Favorite activity(s):

Going to the movies, Karaoke

Favorite movie(s):

The Bodyguard, The Sixth Sense

Listens to:

Janet Jackson, 98 Degrees, Madonna

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Being Dolly Parton's slave

Worst habit(s):

Buying top 40 music

Favorite quote(s):

"Disco is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art."

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Midland School and entertainer Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch are part of the eastern lobe of La Laguna land, as is the Sedgwick Ranch.
Michael Jackson's Thriller (which itself ripped off numerous horror flicks): the zombified patients slowly closing in on Jeff and Jeannie.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

The first version is played entirely on guitars with the bass groove sample taken from Michael Jackson's "Bad" while the other one, named "new mix," features original and outstanding work with the guitars by Nabeel Nihal.
It reigned as the top-selling album in history until Michael Jackson's Thriller-an album that Jackson has acknowledged was inspired by Saturday Night Fever -surpassed it in the Eighties.
As if being Michael Jackson's son wasn't bad enough, his name evokes another mid-80's pop star whose act relied mostly upon high-pitched vocals and strategic crotch-grabbing.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

The history of Michael Jackson's face (via Slate ) � we see that it was around the Sigourney Weaver in Ghostbusters stage that things started getting scary.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

If you are very interested in these beers I have described, I would recommend Michael Jackson's Great Beers of Belgium , found at BeerBooks.

Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

NBC News will do an entire hour on Michael Jackson's face during the February sweeps, NBC Entertainment President Jeff Zucker announced today.
Show to Examine Michael Jackson's Face AP Reporter/Writer The face of pop singer Michael Jackson will be the subject of a special edition of NBC's news magazine "Dateline" next month.

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Michael Di Lorenzo, who plays Eddie Torres on New York Undercover is one of the lead dancers in Michael Jackson's "Beat It" video.
You read that Michael Jackson's a weirdo, you read that Michael Jackson's bizarre, you read that he's done this, he's done that.
For the first time since Michael Jackson's Thriller album do I see people agreeing on fronts that I would've never guessed that we could agree on.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: DEDE 2005-02-20 16:40:42	WHAT ARE YA'LL'S PROBLEM HAVE ANYONE OF U HAD A SURGERY DONE ON YOUR BODY'S!!!!!!
From: sharon thomas 2005-04-05 10:08:12	Did Micheal Jackson, ever live in another country other than united states
From: Elvis Presly 2005-04-20 20:07:04	I have a joke.What does Michael J. use to pick his nose?.... A catologe.
From: PORTER 2005-04-24 05:42:17	ACTUALLY ELVIS, ITS HIS FINGER!!
From: hopper 2005-05-20 14:33:49	Yall need to get off michael jackson's back yall know that if it was u then u would not be acting like an ass. You think he is the only one that gets plastic surgury no he not so stop fuckin with him it was not just made for him so u really should not act like it
From: LOOOOVE AALIYAH 2005-06-05 23:42:23	I DO THINK MJ LOOKED BETTER BACK THEN, OF COURSE, BUT HE'S STILL THE BEST SO, LEAVE EM ALONE.
From: mimi 2005-06-14 12:07:20	All ya'll bitches who think michael is a child abuser and a rapist need to stop cause hasnt done nothin' wrong to nobody and he is a kind hearted person. You fuckin' fagets.
From: Mimi & Hopper,You\'re Idiots 2005-06-24 16:18:04	Not to mention a class act (not). Just for future reference, if you want people to listen to the content of what you say, replace the bad words with big ones. If this comment doesn't make sense to you, print it off and ask anyone with a third grade education. PS. try spell check too ;-)
From: ghetto gurl 2005-07-06 10:04:00	fuck yo ugly azz mimi.you is a damn fool you ugly white bitch.yeah,and dont be talkin bout nobody black.
From: loooove aaliyah 2005-07-26 01:13:56	i heard that! just cause we talk ghetto doesn't mean we're stupid, it's called "slang" stupid ass Mimi
From: hefine 2005-07-26 22:51:04	he's the finest thing and he still is. yes, I SAID HE'S STILL DAMN FINE. go to hell, leave my baby daddy alone!
From: he\'s fine 2005-07-26 22:56:15	he will FOREVER be the sexiest man alive, bitch ass haters!!! Ya'll just mad he was proven NOT damn guilty. Michael Jackson will forever be th king of pop....and my babydaddy/husband...thank you. got a problem with me? deal with it.
From: m.j 2006-01-05 06:54:57	look guys i love fiddling kids, why do u think i wear only one glove(to finger), i wasnt guilty cus i payed them off, leave me alone.......... please email me if you have kids within the ages of 12 or below x
From: 2006-01-21 19:15:12	y u gotta do that tahst my bday u emailed that
From: Sal 2006-01-24 12:22:58	None of you know Michael Jackson. None of you have ANY idea. I've met the bloke. He's lovely. Believe me or don't believe me, I don't care, all I can say is he is not how you think he is. He is the strongest person I have ever known.
From: tiffany 2006-03-08 13:42:22	Wassup?! Whore!! My name is Tiffany. How is your fucking day? Mine is fucked up, man!! The fucking science teacher just fucking gave me the “eye”, man!! That fucking faggot is fucking gay, dude!!! She’s all fucking winking at me and shit. Fuck you ya fucking slut!! My fucking homework is fucking talking to me, bitch!! That shit is fucked up!!! Bitch, I’m never fucking smoking crack again, fucker!! Fuck what the fuck?!! Shit!! Bitch my fucking tits are growing fucking hair!! Hairy fucking tits you fucker!!! Dahhhhh, fuck!!! I just want to fuck with Michael Jackson!!! Stick his fucking dick in my fucking vagina, Motherfucker!!! FUCK!!! He’s just so fucking hot!!! OOOHHHH FUCK ME, JACKSON, FUCK MEEEE!!! Shit, my fucking math assignment is fucking talking to me!! That’s what fucking crack cocaine will fucking do to ya, bitch!! Fuck!! Why are you fucking reading this fucked up shit?!! Put this fucking paper down, motherfucker!!! Just fuck me, bitch!!! ARGH, this fucking school fucking sucks!!! Fucking faggot what the fuck?!!! I am a hot fucking bitch my tits are fucking huge, and fucking hairy!!! My anus has gobs of hair in it. I haven’t shaved my fucking armpits or legs in 5 fucking days!!! I AM FUCKING SEXY, YOU FUCKING BITCH!!! Fuck what the fuck shit!!! FUCK, my fucking dad just took a shit in the fucking shit-room, dude!!! It fucking stinks as fuck, man!!! ARGH!!!! My fucking bed is all wet with piss, dude!!!! My fucking dad came in and pissed all over me last night!!!! FUCK MEEEEE!!!!

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