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Topic: Michael Jackson's nose

Related:
  Michael Jackson song    Michael Jackson Baby  
  Michael Jackson comes the new kid    Picture of Michael Jackson  
  Michael Jackson's Thriller    Michael Jackson's new  
  Michael Jackson's face    Pictures of the remains of Michael Jackson's nose  
  Nose    Michael Jackson Videos  
  Jackson  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):The Onion
Favorite activity(s):Kissing
Favorite body part(s):Eyes
Most admires:Michael Jackson,  Chu Mei-Feng,  Howard Stern
Favorite movie(s):Stuart Little
Likes to wear:Toupe,  Beard
Favorite sportsperson(s):Earvin "Magic" Johnson (basketball)
Listens to:Janet Jackson,  Weird Al Yankovic,  Barenaked Ladies
Worst habit(s):Smoking
Favorite TV show(s):Jerry Springer,  Saturday Night Live,  ER
Favorite quote(s):"Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems." - Rene Descartes (1596-1650)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Pop prince Michael Jackson's former plastic surgeon has reacted with horror at pictures of him in court this week showing his nose appearing to be held together by a sticking plaster.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Michael Jackson's "nose-jobs" and the cleft added to his chin are constantly in the press (or at least the tabloid sleaze publications.
Michael Jackson's Nose "Falls Off" In-flight.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Michael Jackson has had more noses.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Did they get Michael Jackson's nose?
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
Amber
2005-10-05 20:59:13
Why is Michael such a fag? i mean he's scarying young people today! Tell me why!
From:

2006-01-24 12:55:56
The day Michael Jackson dies will be the day that every person who has ever dissed him will start loving him. You wait for it.
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