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Topic: Picture of Michael Jackson

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Baseball cap, Care bears

Most admires:

Michael Jackson

Personality:

Wacky

Currently has on their coffee table:

Playboy magazine

Dream job(s):

Favorite board game(s):

Checkers

Favorite activity(s):

Going to the movies

Favorite body part(s):

Mouth

Likes to wear:

Vinyl, Tank tops, Long dresses

Favorite movie(s):

Roman Holiday, Indiana Jones

Listens to:

Queen, Fleetwood Mac, Guns N Roses

Favorite quote(s):

"A heart can be broken , but it keeps beating just the same." - Fried Green Tomatoes
"Nostalgia ain't what it used to be."
"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down." - Jimmy Durante

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Pop prince Michael Jackson's former plastic surgeon has reacted with horror at pictures of him in court this week showing his nose appearing to be held together by a sticking plaster.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Michael Jackson - Black or white (HOUSE WITH GUITAR RADIO MIX) (MEGA RARE MADRID ONE SIDED PROMO 7" IN PICTURE SLEEVE) EX/EX �24.
Michael Jackson - Ease on down the road (duet with Diana Ross) (FRANCE 7" IN PICTURE SLEEVE) VG/VG �14.
Michael Jackson - Ease on down the road (duet with Diana Ross) ( SPANISH 7" IN PICTURE SLEEVE) VG/VG �14.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Michael Jackson - Remember the time (DUTCH 7" IN PICTURE SLEEVE ) M/M �2.
Michael Jackson - Gone too soon (DUTCH 7" IN PICTURE SLEEVE ) M/M (

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Michael Jackson - Wanna be startin' somethin' (FRANCE 7" IN DIFFERENT PICTURE SLEEVE TO THE U.
Michael Jackson - Black or white C and C remix (DUTCH PICTURE SLEEVE) (NO RECORD � COVER ONLY) M �0.
Michael Jackson - Wanna be startin' somethin (JAPAN 12" IN PICTURE SLEEVE ) EX/EX 29.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: somthing 2005-01-22 12:45:27	I thing michel jackson is the most handsome and sexy human in the world
From: Joslyn Tanguay 2005-02-02 11:44:32	He did not molest those kids even if they say that he did. By the way im 15 and live in CT
From: michelle 2005-03-07 11:19:36	How Do I Find Someones Address
From: Michael Jackson 2005-05-05 20:58:21	Hello, me and my children, Prince and Paris (banket is sleeping), would like to say hello to fellow fans, and thank you, Joslyn Tanguay, for knowing the truth and sticking up for me! Well, we're gonna go play blind fold in a minute here, bye!
From: 2006-01-23 18:52:11	Where are some pictures of Micheal Jackson in bed.
From: 2006-01-24 12:25:13	Michael Jackson is more than handsome. He's more than sexy. He's more than good looking. He is more than stunning. He is beautiful.
From: fagman 2006-03-01 14:23:28	Dude, ok I wan't a picture of micheal jackson so I can jizz al the fukc over is you fucker I want to fuck with my math teache he is so fkcing hot he has fucking hair in his fucking ears dude shit fuck shit fuck shit AHHHHHH! muthafcker

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