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Topic: King James Version

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Dictionary

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Pope John Paul II

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The Bible
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Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

The King James Version attempts the most accurate word for word translation, while others are greatly paraphrased, robbing from them the original meaning of God's Word.
King James Vocabulary Is the King James Version full of hard to understand, archaic, obsolete words?

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

New King James Version narrated by Cliff Barrows.
King James Version narrated by Cliff Barrows.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

King James Video Bible - The King James Version of the Bible is now available on video and audio tapes.

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

The King James Version of the New Testament has a lyrical, poetic quality that was meant to be spoken.
The King James Version of this Psalm is especially poetic and inspiring and quite well known.
Your King James and his literary version of some rather stuffy poetic materials is worth about this much of my time and sweat.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The King James Version is infinitely more accurate and reliable than ANY modern English translation on the market today.

Mark Harris,
Priest

Only the King James Version of the Bible in English and the textus receptus in Greek are used and recommended at Tabernacle Baptist Bible College and Seminary.
King James Version (1611, KJV) Most biblical quotations you will read in our publications are from the KJV.
The King James Version uses the word tradition(s) in two places where the Roman Catholic Bible uses �teachings.

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