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Topic: Jones January

Related:
  Jones    January  
  Dow Jones    George Jones  
  David Jones    Jones Day  
  Tom Jones    Calendar January 2003  
  Jones Act    Edward Jones  
  Mike Jones    Brian Jones  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE,  New York Times
Most admires:Monica Lewinksy,  Matt Druge,  Hillary Clinton
Currently has on their coffee table:The Times,  Economist,  Washington Post
Dream job(s):Banker,  Lawyer
Favorite TV show(s):Dawson's Creek
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite great leader(s):Robert Owen
Listens to:The Who "The Who"
Favorite political figure(s):Fergus O'Connor
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Jones (January 1996) Using Bubble Dialogue to Investigate Communication and Expression in School Children.
Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Jones and his dog Fido moved into my house on Beech Street on January 1, 1999 and they have both lived there for the last year.
John Fielding,
CEO

Jones was National Sales Manager of the Company from January 1996 to February 1997.
And on January 2 when we opened our doors, the Dow Jones Industrial Average stood at a dizzying 858.
January 21 - TIME IS RIGHT TO TARGET JONES ACT: Grain producers in the Midwest are always looking for ways to become more competitive in order to survive in the world economy.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Nick Jones reviewed the gig in detail for Melody Maker on 7 January of the following year.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

January 31st: Zeta Jones to be next 007, and Bond girl in next film?
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The Herff Jones Company will be on the MHS campus January 24 to deliver senior rings.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

January 20th Vitriolic letters are published in the Herald from Cllr Dafydd Iwan and Cllr Richard Morris Jones, claiming the we have done nothing except be totally unsucessful, and every thing has been achieved by the Council.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

In January 1943, Jones landed on Guadalcanal with the 25th, sent there to relieve exhausted U.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Melvin JONES was born January 13, 1879 at Fort Thomas, Arizona, the son of a United States Army captain who commanded a troop of scouts.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Jones will take over the Senate presidency in January, ending a decade-long Republican hold on the chamber.
 
 
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