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Topic: Java programmers

Related:
  Programmers    Java  
  Java applet    Java applications  
  Java enabled browser    Java programming  
  Java code    Java 2  
  Java developers    Java Script  
  Java software    Java API  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Apple Computer
Favorite website(s):Slashdot
Most admires:Bill Gates,  Steve Jobs
People talk about their ..:Geekiness
Dream job(s):Webmaster
Favorite book(s):"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
Favorite great thinker(s):Ada Lovelace
Favorite computer game(s):Myst,  PacMan,  SimCity
Favorite online activity(s):Building websites,  Finding warez,  Writing in their secret blog
Membership(s):Free Software Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." - Bjarne Stroustrup
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Programmers with some Java programming experience who would like to explore the potential of Java language for designing GUIs and other graphical applications.
Java Foundation Classes in a Nutshell is a quick reference for Java programmers who are writing applications that use graphics or graphical user interfaces.
Java programmers interested in using SQL through JDBC should refer to CodeBase for JDBC 2.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Java programmers will be able to write and deploy reusable, distributed components and take advantage of the services offered by the EJB infrastructure.
Java has excited programmers throughout the world because of its promise to deliver us from the plague of incompatible operating systems and varied hardware configurations.
 
 
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