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Topic: LOCK JAW

Related:
  Lock    Jaws  
  Door Locks    Lock and Key  
  Security Lock    Windows Locks  
  Lock File    Lock Box  
  Moose Jaw    Gun Lock  
  Electronic Lock    Wheel Locks  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Baseball cap,  Bondage kit,  Power tools
People talk about their ..:Hairstyle
Favorite body part(s):Teeth,  Fists
Favorite animal(s):Rottweiler
Favorite movie(s):Jaws,  Close Encounters of the Third Kind,  Schindler's List
Favorite sport(s):Surfing
Favorite computer game(s):Lemmings
Likes to wear:Baseball cap,  Leash,  Afro
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being a James Bond girl,  Being reincarnated as a termite
Favorite quote(s):"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

I wonder if you are one of the people that think pit bulls can lock their jaws, or have so many thousand pounds per square inch of pressure in their mouth even though there is no way known to measure the pressure in a dogs mouth.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Shorter locks framed his chiseled jaws and cheekbones, as if someone had sculpted him from a piece of gold tinted marble, and chipped off two pieces of sky for eyes.
The self clamping jaws lock on to the smooth wire.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Once its bitten its victim, its jaws lock into place and it does 2d4 points of automatic damage each round from the jaw pressure and 1d4 from blood drain.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

The jaws incorporate a double round, urethane dowel which locks down the fabric and eliminates slippage.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

A unique feature exclusive to JOST fifth wheels are wear rings and lock jaws that can be replaced in just minutes, using simple hand tools.
After the jaws have settled into the skinfold and the user is satisfied with the reading the hold button pushed and will lock the reading on the digital display until it can be written down.
The Multi-Lock gripper jaws open and close in true parallel motion along two ground and polished stainless steel rods.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

With its patented automatic ratchet lock and twelve point broached jaws, the 65 offers unmatched support for the most secure and stable ring installation and removal.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

You lock your jaws and won't let go.
 
 
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