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Topic: Jay

Related:
  Blue Jays    Jay  
  John Jay    Jay Leno  
  Jay Z    Jay Gould  
  Jay E    Jay Dee  
  Stephen Jay Gould    Jay and The Americans  
  Show with Jay Leno    Jay Williams  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Bernito Mussolini,  Howard Stern,  Chris Rock
Currently has on their coffee table:TV Guide,  People
Favorite TV show(s):Late Show with David Letterman,  Jerry Springer,  Friends
Favorite activity(s):Birdwatching
Favorite actor(s):Jerry Seinfeld
Likes to wear:Baseball cap
Favorite sportsperson(s):Ted Williams (baseball),  Michael Jordan
Listens to:Destiny's Child,  Jazz,  N Sync
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Jay's confidence and horsemanship had improved to the extent that he had been able to jump a low hedge and a gate and he felt the exhilaration and excitement as they raced across the wide grassy meadows and splashed across shallow streams.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Blue Jays catcher Erik Kratz attempted to throw Morgan out at second on a steal but the ball was wide of the bag and Lino Garcia scored the first run of the game on the error by Kratz.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Since Jay's experience varies from using low voltage hookups when troubleshooting PLC's to splicing 345 KV lines, he has an excellent safety record and a great deal of safety knowledge.
Jay's new 2001 model 240 Bay Scout powered by a 200 hp Evinrude outboard.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Jay's recent study in the Cornell University issue of Cosmetic Dermatology, peer reviewed Medical Journal.
Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Bundy jays topic fantacie creampie bend js powerpuff marijuana.
Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

These Jays build a nest of mostly conifer twigs in a dense conifer tree such as a Cedar at least 4 meters (12 feet) off the ground.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Jays Model Agency is on File With The United States Copyright Office and The United States Trademark Office.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Featuring Jay's original paintings, studio series, studio editions and the virtual gallery.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Should the jays take a nibble from time to time, they won't have any corn or other seed to toss out like they're doing now.
Toronto Blue Jays - Wendy and I were not baseball fans until we went to a Blue Jays game in Toronto in 1998.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Jay's storie is one that most kids have now days, i can't say that its mine but i can say i know alot of people who have or will be in juvie.
 
 
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