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Topic: JC Penneys Online

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer

Most admires:

The Wiggles, Bernito Mussolini

Currently has on their coffee table:

TV Guide, Seventeen magazine

Politics:

Religious right

Favorite TV show(s):

Favorite board game(s):

Monopoly

Favorite activity(s):

Shopping

Favorite book(s):

"Siddhartha" by Hermann Hesse
"The Firm" by John Grisham
"The Bridges of Madison County" by Robert James Waller

Likes to wear:

Banana Republic, Nike, Billabong

Favorite movie(s):

Star Wars, Toy Story

Favorite drink(s):

Coke

Worst habit(s):

Buying top 40 music

Favorite quote(s):

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Keiko Miyisawa,
Receptionist

Almost Santa is a one-stop shop for toys from the top online toy stores like ToysRUs, KB Toys, Disney Warner Brothers, JC Penney, Wal-mart and Nickelodeon.

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