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Topic: JC Penney

Related:
  JC    JC Penney catalog  
  Catalogs Sears JC Penney and Ward's Christmas    JC Whitney  
  JC Penney Outlet    JC Chasez  
  Penney    JC Penney store  
  Credit card from JC Penney    Coupons from JC Penney  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Barbie Doll,  Lawnmower,  Prom dress
Favorite activity(s):Shopping
Favorite book(s):The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care - Dr. Benjamin Spock
People talk about their ..:Fashion sense
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine,  Sports Illustrated magazine
Favorite computer game(s):Pong
Favorite movie(s):The Bridge on the River Kwai,  Shawshank Redemption
Likes to wear:Banana Republic,  Adidas,  Nike
Favorite era(s):1940s,  1930s
Favorite TV show(s):Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher
Favorite quote(s):"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

She continued to go to work at JC Penney's at the Del Amo Mall.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

When Sweet 98 was finished, live rock bands could be heard from the lower level outside JC Penneys.
She's off to quite a start and has already shot for JC Penney's Christmas Catalog and a feature article in Family Life Magazine.
I went to JC Penneys and had my eyebrows shaped and made all purty.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

JC Penney's Maternity Collection : Maternity Fashions in Petite, Misses and Tall sizes.
I sent some models to a runway audition for JC Penney's.
JC Penney's exclusive 1995 Happy Holidays Barbie Ball Ornament.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Nap mat - these are available at JC Penneys, Lands End, or Ross, for example.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Rachel Metzger's previous employer, JC Penneys, has set up a donation jar for her at their local store.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Jay JC Penneys consists of all the retarded clothes that can not be sold at other JC Penneys.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Much better than some of his colleagues who look like they pick their clothes off the rack at JC Penney's.
Keiko Miyisawa,
Receptionist

JC Penneys, Sears, Robinsons-May, 50 restaurants and a mini amusement park.
 
 
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