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Topic: Tight Jeans

Related:
  Jean Paul    Jean  
  Girls in Tight Jeans    Blue Jeans  
  George Jean    Blue Jeans And Tight  
  Jean Jacket    Shorts Tights  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Bikini,  Lingerie,  Sewing machine
Appearance:Beautiful
People talk about their ..:Fashion sense,  Geekiness
Bad point(s):Vicious
Currently has on their coffee table:FHM magazine,  Vogue magazine,  Seventeen magazine
Favorite TV show(s):That 70's Show,  Jerry Springer
Favorite activity(s):Shopping,  Studying
Likes to wear:Low cut hipster jeans,  Banana Republic,  Mooks
Listens to:Country and Western,  Robbie Williams
Ultimate fantasy(s):Seeing pubic hair above Britney's hipsters
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

She was wearing low rider jeans that were tight to her skin but flared at the end and a tight white t shirt.
They were dressed in tight fitting jeans and wore red kerchiefs around their necks and all of them were following us with their eyes as we took our seats.
Tight jeans I like to put on a pair of tight jeans, unzip them halfway and get out my squiggle pen.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

The tight jeans outline his long legs to perfection; the sleeveless shirt sets off his biceps.
Avoid excessively tight jeans or polyester pants.
Jeans should not be tight fitting and low necks and tank tops are not recommended.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

A tight dark grey shirt and dark blue denim jeans were completmented by tall black sandals.
Tight jeans might look really cool, but when great blue mutants stuck their claws in it got kinda uncomfortable.
Tight jeans tucked into pale gold Doc Martens.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Do tight jeans make guys look gay?
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

His jeans were tight and the zipper was cutting into sensitive flesh, making him wish it wasn't laundry day.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Facesitting in tight jeans is something all ass smother and butt lovers can agree on.
 
 
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