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Topic: Jehovah's Witness

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Tom Green

Good point(s):

Saintly

Personality:

Devout, Rebellious

Politics:

Religious right

Dream job(s):

Priest, Prison Guard

Religion(s):

Christian - Protestant, Mormon, Christian - Evangelical

Favorite activity(s):

Telling jokes

Favorite book(s):

The Bible
The Koran

Favorite religious figure(s):

Jesus Christ

Interest(s):

Geneology

Worst habit(s):

Swearing

Membership(s):

World Vision

Favorite quote(s):

"God, please save me from your followers!" - Bumper Sticker

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Mr Watters is a former Jehovah's Witness who served in various prominent positions in the Watchtower, including the Bethel headquarters.

Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Any Jehovah's Witness that has extensively explored the web has no doubt stumbled upon a Dr.
The Jehovah's Witness said, 'Hey, the elders told me that this place didn't exist.
I am Jehovah's Witness of Borg.

Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

He is obsessed like a fucking Jehovah's Witness trying to get through your door.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

As a Jehovah's Witness child when that would happen, someone got a beating.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

My Jehovah's Witness mother would tell me she loved me while she beat me, screamed, and raged at me.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Bergman was brought up as a Jehovah's Witness but seemingly could not abide by its standards.

Mark Harris,
Priest

It is my hope that this Analysis will be useful to you as you seek to reach our Jehovah's Witness neighbors with the love of Jesus Christ.
Jehovah's Witness Saved by Jesus - How Sandra discovered Christ and left the JWs.
The Jehovah's Witness' deny the deity of Christ and the Trinity.

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