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Topic: Jerry

Related:
  Jerry Lewis    Ben and Jerry's  
  Jerry Garcia    Jerry Falwell  
  Jerry Springer    Tom and Jerry  
  Jerry Lee Lewis    Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream  
  Jerry Seinfeld    Jerry Rice  
  Jerry Hall    Jerry Maguire  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Chris Rock
Politics:Religious right
Favorite era(s):1970s
Favorite TV show(s):Jerry Springer,  Judge Judy,  King of the Hill
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite actor(s):Jerry Seinfeld
Favorite movie(s):The Untouchables,  The Three Stooges
Listens to:Rock and Roll,  Jazz,  Bluegrass
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being Dolly Parton's slave
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Jerry's current project is assisting the Help Desk and Testing Departments to ensure that the client receives a solid product and continual support.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Dr Jerry's clinic also practices food therapies and he, like me, will tell you to avoid PROCESSED FOODS and MICROWAVED FOODS and increase your cruciferous vegetables and fruits, whole grains, salmon and tuna.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Jerry's is a friendly, relaxing and unpretentious country-style restaurant with excellent Southern US BBQ and great ambiance.
Ben and Jerry's Homemade ice cream is ice cream as it should be, made with fresh and natural ingredients blended with something unexpected and original.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Jerry's eye makeup, Glenn's bone shirt and glooves, and of course the black clothes.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Kramer and Jerry's girlfriend (who laughs like Elmer Fudd sitting on a Juicer) beat everyone up to the cabin giving Kramer plenty of time to burn it to the ground with Susan's father's cigars.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Mungo Jerry's features live music from a variety of genre's every Friday and Saturday night, as well as open mic night on Thursdays and special events on Sunday evenings.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Jerry's presentation includes old fiddle tunes played by Scottish traders who traded with the Creek Indian nation in the 1700 and 1800's.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Jerry's pistoning cock was sliding smoothly in and out of her now well lubricated butt-hole.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Jerry's Great Printer Adventure - The laser printer started as an experiment in someone's kitchen.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Currently Jerry's research interests include the social and emotional dimensions of teachers' practical knowledge, and the challenges of representing this knowledge in research on teaching.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

With Jerry's and the Captain's permission the Marines were allowed to man all ordnance positions except the single 5" 38 forward, and the depth charge racks aft.
 
 
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