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Topic: Jerry Lewis

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  Lewis    Jerry  
  Jerry Lee Lewis    Lewis and Clark  
  Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis    John Lewis  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Eddie Murphy,  Chris Rock,  Michael Jackson
Currently has on their coffee table:Rolling Stone magazine
Favorite era(s):1950s,  1960s
Favorite actor(s):James Dean,  Jerry Seinfeld,  Jim Carrey
Likes to wear:Vinyl
Favorite movie(s):The Three Stooges
Listens to:Rock and Roll,  Buddy Holly,  Elvis Presley
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being Dolly Parton's slave
Worst habit(s):Buying top 40 music
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
"Disco is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art."
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." - Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Jerry Lewis says "Laughter is the Best Medicine" and there's no better way to make you and your friends laugh than wearing the teeth that made him the King of Comedy!
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Jerry Lee Lewis, Mickey Gilley, Jimmy Swaggart and late jazz great Pee Wee Whittaker will be the first inductees.
Jerry Lee Lewis shot Butch Owens a bass player in his band in the chest with a.
Jerry Lee Lewis, Fats Domino, Chuck Berry, Little Richard were the guys I liked best.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Jerry Lewis has been a bone of contention between Anglo-Saxon and French critics for years.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Lewis - Jerry is a fan of this British author, who penned such classics as 'The Screwtape Letters' and 'The Allegory of Love.
Jerry Lewis is one of the masters of comedy but beneath his clowning antics there beats the heart of a devoted and loving father.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Americans think Jerry Lewis is so funny that they still use him as their primary cultural export to France.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

The JERRY LEWIS TELETHON marked the end of summer vacation for myself and all my classmates, who I just saw after 20 yrs.
JERRY LEE LEWIS ENDS MARRIAGE BUT CONTINUES BUSINESS Jerry Lee Lewis' sixth wife has presented him with divorce papers, after 18 years of marriage.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Jerry Lee Lewis' sister, Linda Gail Lewis, has dropped a lawsuit against Van Morrison in which she charged the singer with wrongful dismissal and sexual harassment.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Lewis, Jerry Lee: Whole lot of shakin´ going on/It´ll be me.
 
 
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