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Topic: Jesse

Related:
  Jesse James    Jesse Jackson  
  Jesse Ventura    Jesse Helms  
  Jesse White    Jesse Tree  
  Jesse Owens    Jesses Sporty Kid  
  Jesse Bradford    Jesse Cook  
  Jesse Duplantis    Jesse Barnes  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Hillary Clinton,  George W Bush,  Al Gore
Politics:Republican,  Democrat,  Conservative
Favorite TV show(s):Days of our Lives
Favorite actor(s):Jim Carrey
Interest(s):Politics
Favorite movie(s):Liar Liar,  Caddyshack
Favorite sportsperson(s):Andre the Giant (wrestling),  Jesse Owens,  Hulk Hogan (wrestling)
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being Dolly Parton's slave,  Joining the WWF
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

One arm was not enough to hold him up and his head collapsed against Jesse's chest while his legs kept his backside raised for Giovanni's pleasure.
Misty watched Jesse's shapely behind wiggle as she walked.
Jesse's green earrings contrast the rest of the outfit nicely, a move which only Jess could get away with!
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Jesse's mom, Jessica, is one of our best jennets, having super straight legs, nice square and stocky build and a personality to die for.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

The branch represents the rebirth of the country and rekindling of Jesse's lineage from which the messiah would be born!
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Did it not occur to Kent that Newton might have seen Jesse's symbols at the Roswell museum or on an extruded replica?
Mark Harris,
Priest

Jesse's weekly thirty-minute television program has touched millions of lives through secular and Christian television with the Gospel of Jesus.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Jesse's cronies reportedly paid 850 thousand dollars to the Nixon White House to secretly quash the indictment.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

With music comes rythym and Jesses dancing abilities became heavily recognized throughout the hottest dance clubs in L.
Jesse's first solo album, "The FIne Art of Self Destruction" is being released in Europe in October and in the States in January, 2003.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Although Jesse's underwear was already wet from their impromptu dip in the river, it was a different type of dampness that penetrated them now.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Jesses Strege took the win in Pro-Vets and up and coming Semi-Pro force, Mike Schultz awarded himself a trip to the Winter X Games with a strong performance in the X-Games qualifier.
 
 
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