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Topic: Jesus

Related:
  Jesus Christ    God Jesus  
  Lord Jesus    Life of Jesus  
  Love of Jesus    Name of Jesus  
  Jesus and Mary    Church of Jesus Christ  
  Jesus on the cross    Birth of Jesus  
  Jews for Jesus    Blood of Jesus  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Pope John Paul II
Good point(s):Humble,  Patient,  Saintly
Personality:Devout,  Rebellious
Bad point(s):Boastful
Dream job(s):Priest
Religion(s):Christian - Evangelical,  Christian - Protestant,  Mormon
Favorite book(s):The Bible
The Koran
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ,  The Prophet Mohammed,  Martin Luther
Favorite time of year:Easter
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"A watched pot never boils"
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

So Jesus was saying that worry and anxiety will not add even the smallest bit to our lives.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

What was Jesus trying to prove by all his demonstrations of wanting his hands and feet to be handled and chewing and masticating broiled fish and honeycomb?
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Jesus Christ is the only religious leader whose arrival was predicted prior to his arrival on Earth and who came exactly when and as predicted.
Jesus is born when the days are shortest, and from his birth on they grow steadily longer.
Jesus was not a vegetarian, and even if he were it would have no impact on how a Christian should live today.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Jesus is saying that anyone can love the loveable.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Jesus was born in a stable in Bethlehem during a Roman census.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Jesus is the size of toddler, but his features are those of an older child.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

So Jesus was being worshipped as God in North West Turkey.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Jesus was born of Mary through the miraculous conception of the Holy Spirit, thus preserving the sinlessness of Christ.
Jesus was beginning His earthly ministry which first was to the Jews and concerned entrance into the kingdom which will come when Israel repents as a nation.
Jesus Christ is the Son of God, who came to earth as a man to restore the relationship between humans and God which had gone wrong.
 
 
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