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Topic: Life of Jesus

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Pope John Paul II, Their father

Good point(s):

Humble, Patient, Saintly

Personality:

Devout, Rebellious

Bad point(s):

Boastful

Religion(s):

Christian - Evangelical, Christian - Protestant, Christian - Catholic

Favorite book(s):

The Bible
The Koran

Favorite religious figure(s):

Jesus Christ, Martin Luther, The Prophet Mohammed

Favorite time of year:

Easter

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"A watched pot never boils"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Were the life of Jesus not interpreted by this archetype, it would lose most of its meaning.

Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Jesus life was a woven tapestry of sadness and pain, of poverty and despair, of joy and laughter, of meaning and faith.
It is Jesus alone who breathes hope and destiny into your life.

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Jesus is very much alive and wanting to fill your life with his wonderful Spirit!

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Life was not easy for Monica, because her husband laughed when she tried to convince him to follow the ways of Jesus.

Mark Harris,
Priest

Jesus Christ is the only valid sacrifice for the sins of mankind and the only name under heaven through which we can receive eternal life.
Jesus was born of the virgin Mary, and lived a sinless human life and offered Himself as the perfect sacrifice for the sins of all people by dying on a cross.
Jesus is God Himself and He came to dwell among us and He gave His life on the cross so that whoever believes in Him, may experience the joy and peace of eternal life.

User Talk

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