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Topic: Jesus and Mary

Related:
  Mary    Jesus  
  Jesus Christ    Mary the mother of Jesus  
  God Jesus    Lord Jesus  
  Life of Jesus    Love of Jesus  
  St Mary's    Name of Jesus  
  Mary    Church of Jesus Christ  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Pope John Paul II,  Mother Teresa
Good point(s):Saintly,  Humble,  Patient
Bad point(s):Boastful
Personality:Devout,  Rebellious
Religion(s):Christian - Catholic,  Christian - Evangelical,  Mormon
Favorite book(s):The Koran
The Bible
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ,  The Prophet Mohammed
Listens to:Madonna
Favorite time of year:Easter
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Margaret Mary is reputed to have had certain revelations form Jesus about devotion to His Sacred Heart.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Mary and Jesus aren't set in a scene but float against a background of gold.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Are you a Mary who is choked with grief and disappointment and despair who fears that Jesus has disappeared from your life forever?
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Jesus, Mary and Joseph they should not be allowed to show graphic stuff like that in a movie.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Mary wrapped Jesus in cloths and placed Jesus in a manger because there was no room in the inn.
Perhaps Jesus was born in a barn because it provided more privacy than Mary would have found in the common sleeping room of an inn of that day.
Mary was sitting at the feet of Jesus, listening to his every word and Martha was getting more and more upset.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Mary Magdalene arrives at the tomb of Jesus and finds that the stone door of the grave has been removed.
Mary is with Jesus forever crowned in His glory.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Mary Magdalene is the woman caught in the act of adultery whom the Scribes and Pharisees presented to Jesus Christ for Him to enforce a law in the Old Testament.
Mary's Parish is a dynamic group of people celebrating together their Catholic faith and our life with Jesus Christ.
Jesus, Mary and Joseph, bless us and grant us the grace to love the Church and profess our faith as we ought.
 
 
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